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WIT AND HUMOUR, POETRY AND COUPLET SEVENTH SESSION OF SIXTEENTH LOK SABHA Sr. No. Date Subject Name of Member/Minister 1. 25.2.2016 Motion of Thanks on the President s Address Shri Mallikarjun Kharge Poetry/ Humour/ Couplet/ Repartee 2. 2.3.2016 Motion of Thanks on the President s Address 3. 3.3.2016 Motion of Thanks on the President s Address 4. 3.3.2016 Supplementary to Starred Question No. 103 5. 3.3.2016 General Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) 6. 3.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) 7. 3.3.2016 General Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) 8. 8.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 9. 8.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 10. 8.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) Dr. Ramesh Pokhriyal Nishank Shri Rajesh Ranjan Dr. Kirit Somaiya Shri Rakesh Singh Shri Rakesh Singh Shri Rakesh Singh Shri Jai Prakash Narayan Yadav Shrimati Krishna Raj Shrimati Krishna Raj s Couplet Humour

11. 8.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 12. 8.3.2016 General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) Shrimati Anju Bala Shri Ashwini Kumar Choubey 13. 8.3.2016 Discussion on International Women s Day Shrimati Riti Pathak 14. 8.3.2016 General Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 15. 8.3.2016 Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 16. 8.3.2016 General Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account(Railways) 17. 8.3.2016 General Discussion on International Women s Day 18. 9.3.2016 Supplementary to Starred Question No. 162 on rehabilitation of slum dwellers 19. 10.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 20. 10.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 21. 10.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 22. 10.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) Shrimati Anju Bala Shri Lakhan Lal Sahu Shrimati Krishna Raj Shrimati Jayshreeben Patel Shri Venkaiah Naidu, Hon. Minister of Urban Development; Housing and Urban Poverty Alleviation and Parliamentary Affairs Shri Nandkumar Singh Chauhan Shrimati Kavitha Kalvakuntla Shri Adhir Ranjan Chowdhury Shri Bhagat Singh Kausheyari s Humour

23. 10.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 24. 10.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 25. 14.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 26. 14.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 27. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 28. 14.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 29. 14.3.2016 General discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 30. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 31. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 32. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 33. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 34. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) 35. 14.3.2016 General Discussion on General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account(General) Dr. Shashi Tharoor Shri Nandkumar Singh Chauhan Shrimati Santosh Ahlawat Dr. Bhola Singh Dr. Bhola Singh Prof. Chintamani Malviya Shri Ashwini Kumar Choubey Shri Rajesh Ranjan Shri Ganesh Singh Shri Ninong Ering Shri Raghav Lakhanpal Kunwar Bharatendra Singh Shrimati Priyanka Singh Rawat Couplets Couplets & s Couplet s Humour s

While concluding his speech on the Motion of Thanks on the President s Address on 25.2.2016, Hon. Shri Mallikarjun Kharge recited the following poem: Þ iéöàéxéä SÉÉcÉ céò xécéó, É xéé céãééié ÉnãÉ ºÉBÉEiÉä léä, iéä ä +ÉÉƺÉÚ àéä ÉÒ +ÉÉÆJÉÉå ºÉä ÉÊxÉBÉEãÉ ºÉBÉEiÉä léä * iéöàé ~c ä ZÉÉÒãÉ BÉEä {ÉÉxÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ ié c, néê ªÉÉ ÉxÉiÉä iééä ÉcÖiÉ nú ÉÊxÉBÉEãÉ ºÉBÉEiÉä léä * Þ After hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches.

POEM While laying his speech on the Table of the House on 2.3.2016 during the debate on the Motion of Thanks on the President s Address, Dr. Ramesh Pokhriyal Nishank quoted the following poem: iéöàé BÉDªÉÉ VÉÉxÉÉå +ÉÉVÉÉnÉÒ BÉDªÉÉ céäiééò cè, iéöàcå àéö{édié àéå ÉÊàÉãÉÉÒ cé, xé BÉEÉä<Ç BÉEÉÒàÉiÉ SÉÖBÉEɪÉÉÒ cè * Þ With sadness, he went on to recite the following poem: +É É BÉEÉä<Ç ºÉ{ÉxÉÉ àéié näjééå ÉÊBÉE ªÉä ÉÚÉÊàÉ ÉÉÆ] ãééò VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ * VÉÉä nä É ÉÉÆ]xÉÉ àééæméämééò, ÉÉä VÉÉÒ É BÉEÉ] néò VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ ** +É É iééä ºÉÉÒàÉÉ {ÉÉ céä MɪÉÉÒ ºÉciÉä-ºÉciÉä ºÉcxÉä BÉEÉÒ * <ºÉÉÊãÉA VÉ ô ié {ɽiÉÉÒ cè +É É ÉÊSÉããÉÉ ÉÊSÉããÉÉBÉE BÉEcxÉä BÉEÉÒ ** ÉÊBÉE ÉÊVɺÉä àéä ä nä É ºÉä {ªÉÉ xécéó, =ºÉä ÉÉ ié àéå cxéä BÉEÉ BÉEÉ<Ç +ÉÉÊvÉBÉEÉ xécéó ** Þ Then he went on to quote former Prime Minister Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee s following poem: ÉÉvÉÉAÆ +ÉÉiÉÉÒ cé +ÉÉAÆ * ÉÊPÉ ä ÉãÉªÉ BÉEÉÒ PÉÉä PÉ]ÉAÆ ** {ÉÉ ÉÉå BÉEä xééòséä +ÉÆMÉÉ ä * É漃 {É É ºÉä ªÉÉÊn V ÉÉãÉÉAÆ * ÉÊxÉVÉ célééå àéå cæºéiéä cæºéiéä *

+ÉÉMÉ ãéméébée VÉãÉxÉÉ céäméé ** BÉEnàÉ ÉÊàÉãÉÉBÉE SÉãÉxÉÉ céäméé ** Þ Before concluding, he went on to quote Dr. Vijay Tiwari s following few lines: Þ +É É càébéeéä ºÉÆBÉEÉÎã{ÉiÉ céäbée, ÉMÉÉÊiÉ ÉÊ ÉJÉ {É SÉfÃxÉÉ cè * >óæsé xééòsé BÉEÉä UÉä½ néªé ä c {ÉãÉ +ÉÉMÉä ÉfÃxÉÉ cè ** ºÉÉ ÉÒ nöéêxéªéé àéå ÉÉ ié BÉEÉÒ, xé<ç {ÉcSÉÉxÉ ÉxÉÉxÉÉ cè * ÉÉ ié BÉEÉä JÉÖ ÉcÉãÉ ÉxÉÉxÉä, +ÉÉVÉ µéeéæéêié ÉÊ{ÉE ãééxéé cè ** Þ

A COUPLET While laying his speech on the Table of the House during the discussion on Motion of Thanks on the President s Address on 3.3.2016, Shri Rajesh Ranjan quoted poet Sahir Ludhianvi s couplet: àéö{éeéêãéºééò ÉÊcºÉ A ãéiéé{éeié BÉEÉä ÉÊàÉ]É näiééò cè ÉÚJÉ +ÉÉn É BÉEä ºÉÉÆSÉä àéå xécéó fãé ºÉBÉEiÉÉ * Þ

VÉàÉÉ<Ç ÉVÉÉ BÉEÉÒ ºÉºÉÖ ÉãÉ BÉEÉ vªééxé ÉÊJɪÉä * While putting a supplementary to the Starred Question No. 103 on 3.3.2016 Dr. Kirit Somaiya asked Shri Nitin Gadkari, Hon. Minister of Road Transport & Highways and Shipping, through Hon. Speaker: Þ àééxéxééòªé +ÉvªÉFÉ àécéänªéé, àéé +ÉÉ{ÉBÉEä àéévªéàé ºÉä àéæjééò àécéänªé BÉEÉÒ lééä½éò àénn SÉÉciÉÉ cúæ * ªÉÉÊn àéözéä àéöà É<Ç {ÉÉä]Ç ]ź] ºÉä àéä ä ºÉºÉÖ ÉãÉ VÉÉxÉÉ cè iééä ºÉÉàÉxÉä ÉÊBÉExÉÉ ä VÉÉxÉÉ {ɽiÉÉ cè * Þ On hearing this, Hon. Speaker cautioned the Hon. Minister and said: VÉàÉÉ<Ç ÉVÉÉ BÉEÉÒ ºÉºÉÖ ÉãÉ BÉEÉ vªééxé ÉÊJɪÉä * Þ While assuring Hon. Speaker, the Hon. Minister, Shri Nitin Gadkari said: =xcå càéé ÉÒ ÉÉ ÉÉÒ VÉÉÒ BÉEä PÉ VÉÉxÉÉ cè iééä =ºÉBÉEÉÒ BªÉ ɺlÉÉ BÉE xéä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA VÉÉä ÉÉ>ó SÉÉ vébédbéeé cè, ÉcÉÆ càé ãééämé ÉÊbàÉäãÉÉä Éäb ºÉä ABÉE {ÉDãÉÉ<Ç +ÉÉä É ÉxÉÉ cä cé, =ºÉBÉEÉ +ÉãÉMÉ ]åb ÉÊxÉBÉEÉãÉ cä cé * On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the House.

While participating in the discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 3.3.2016, Shri Rakesh Singh recited the following poem of poet Ramdhari Singh Dinkar: cè BÉEÉèxÉ ÉÊ ÉvxÉ AäºÉÉ VÉMÉ àéå, ÉÊ]BÉE ºÉBÉEä VÉÉä àééxé É BÉEä àémé àéå, JÉàÉ ~ÉäBÉE ~äãéiéé cè VÉ É xé, {É ÉÇiÉ BÉEä VÉÉiÉä cé {ÉÉ ÉÆ =Jɽ àééxé É VÉ É VÉÉä ãémééiéé cè, {ÉilÉ ÉÉÒ {ÉÉxÉÉÒ ÉxÉ VÉÉiÉÉ cè * Þ After hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While concluding his speech on the General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 3.3.2016, Shri Rakesh Singh recited the following poem VÉÆMÉãÉ ºÉä néä ɺiÉä {ÉÚE]ä +ÉÉè àééxéä Éc ɺiÉÉ SÉÖxÉÉ, ÉÊVÉºÉ {É +ÉÉxÉÉ-VÉÉxÉÉ BÉEàÉ léé, ºÉ É BÉÖEU VÉÉä ÉnãÉÉ, <ºÉÉÊãÉA ÉnãÉÉ, BÉDªÉÉåÉÊBÉE VÉÉä SÉÖxÉÉ, Éc ɺiÉÉ xéªéé léé- Éc ɺiÉÉ xéªéé léé * Þ of the House. On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides

While participating in the Discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 3.3.2016, Shri Rakesh Singh while concluding the speech recited the following beautiful lines of poet Shri Harivansh Rai Bacchan: VÉÆMÉãÉ ºÉä néä ɺiÉä {ÉÚE]ä +ÉÉè àééxéä Éc ɺiÉÉ SÉÖxÉÉ, ÉÊVÉºÉ {É +ÉÉxÉÉ-VÉÉxÉÉ BÉEàÉ léé, ºÉ É BÉÖEU VÉÉä ÉnãÉÉ, <ºÉÉÊãÉA ÉnãÉÉ, BÉDªÉÉåÉÊBÉE VÉÉä SÉÖxÉÉ, Éc ɺiÉÉ xéªéé léé- Éc ɺiÉÉ xéªéé léé * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While concluding his speech on the General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shri Jai Prakash NarayanYadav recited the following poem: BÉÖEÆBÉÖEàÉ ãéä{éö ÉÊBÉEºÉä? ºÉÖxÉÉ>óÆ ÉÊBÉEºÉBÉEÉä BÉEÉäàÉãÉ MÉÉxÉ ié½{é cé +ÉÉÆJÉÉå BÉEä +ÉÉMÉä ÉÚJÉÉ äãé BÉEÉ ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ *...Þ Þ... {ÉÚEãÉÉå BÉEÉÒ ÆMÉÉÒxÉ ãéc {É, +ÉÉä <ié ÉxÉä ÉÉãÉä, +ÉÉä ä ÉàÉÉÒ xémé BÉEä ÉɺÉÉÒ, +ÉÉä UÉÊ É BÉEä àéié ÉÉãÉä, ºÉBÉEãÉ nä É àéå céãéécãé, ÉÊnããÉÉÒ àéå cããéé cè * ÉÊnããÉÉÒ àéå Éè ÉxÉÉÒ, Éä É ÉÉ ié àéå +ÉÆÉÊvɪÉÉ É cè * Þ àéjéàéãé BÉEä {ÉnÉç BÉEä ÉÉc, {ÉÚEãÉÉå BÉEä =ºÉ {ÉÉ, VªÉÉå BÉEÉ iªééå JɽÉ, +ÉÉVÉ àé PÉ] ºÉÉ ºÉƺÉÉ * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Krishna Raj recited the following poem on the occasion of International Women s Day:- àéöãééêvéàé càébéeéä àéié BÉEÉÊcA, É½É +É{ÉEºÉÉäºÉ céäiéé cè, {ÉãÉ] näiéä cé àééèvéå càé, càéxéä +ÉÉÆÉÊvɪÉÉå àéå ÉÉÒ ÉÊSÉ ÉMÉ VÉãÉɪÉä cé *Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While concluding her speech on the General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Krishna Raj recited the following stanza of Pandit Ram Prasad Bismil: ÉBÉDiÉ +ÉÉxÉä {É ÉiÉÉ nåméä iéözéä Aä +ÉɺÉàÉÉÆ, càé +É ÉÉÒ ºÉä BÉDªÉÉ ÉiÉÉAÆ, BÉDªÉÉ càéé ä ÉÊnãÉ àéå cé * nú c {ÉÉA VÉÉä càé ºÉä, nàé BÉEcÉÄ àéæéêwéãé àéå cè, ºÉ }ÉE Éä ÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ iéàéxxéé +É É càéé ä ÉÊnãÉ àéå cè * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Anju Bala recited the following poem: ªÉc BÉE ôhéé cè ªÉc àéàéiéé cè +ÉÉè iªéémé BÉEÉ ªÉcÉÒ ô{é, MÉàÉÉÔ àéå ÉÉÒiÉãÉ UɪÉÉ +ÉÉè ºÉnÉÔ BÉEÉÒ MÉÖxÉMÉÖxÉÉÒ véú{é * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

ªÉcÉÒ cè càéé É ÉÉ iééòªé äãé * While concluding his speech on General discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shri Ashwini Kumar Choubey recited the following poem: Þ UÖBÉE UÖBÉE BÉE SÉãÉiÉÉÒ ªÉc äãé, 24 PÉh]ä BÉEÉ ªÉc JÉäãÉ, ÉÉ ié BÉEÉÒ VÉÉÒ ÉxÉ äjéé ªÉc äãé, nä É BÉEÉÒ vé½béexé cè ªÉc äãé VÉÉä ºÉ ÉBÉEÉä BÉE ÉA +ÉÉ{ÉºÉ àéå àéäãé, ªÉcÉÒ cè càéé É ÉÉ iééòªé äãé, ºÉ ÉBÉEÉ ºÉÉlÉ ºÉ ÉBÉEÉ ÉÊ ÉBÉEÉºÉ BÉEÉ càéºé{ée BÉE iéé ªÉc äãé * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While beginning her speech on International Women s Day during an impromptu discussion on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Riti Pathak recited the following poem: BªÉÉÎ ] ºÉÖxn cè, ºÉàÉÉÎ ] ºÉÖxn cè o ªÉ ºÉÖxn cè, oéî ] ºÉÖxn cè, iªéémé BÉEÉÒ ÉÊnBªÉàÉÚÉÌiÉ iéöàé xéé ÉÒ, ÉÊVɺÉBÉEä céäxéä ºÉä ºÉßÉÎ ] ºÉÖxn cè * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the discussion on on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Anju Bala recited the following poem: ªÉc BÉE ôhéé cè ªÉc àéàéiéé cè +ÉÉè iªéémé BÉEÉ ªÉcÉÒ ô{é, MÉàÉÉÔ àéå ÉÉÒiÉãÉ UɪÉÉ +ÉÉè ºÉnÉÔ BÉEÉÒ MÉÖxÉMÉÖxÉÉÒ véú{é * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the Discussion on the Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shri Lakhan Lal Sahu concluded the speech by reciting the following poem: iéöàé MÉcÉå ÉÊ É ÉVÉxÉ ºÉiÉ ºÉÖJÉ BÉEÉ ºÉÉäiÉÉ cè, <Ç É ÉÒ véàéç ºÉÉä ÉÊ É É ô{é céäiéé cè * <ºÉàÉå xécéó <ǺÉÉ, VÉèxÉ, ÉÊcxnÚ, <ºãÉÉàÉÉÒ, xécéó n ÉÇxÉ, àéié, {ÉlÉ, ºÉà ÉnÉªÉ {ÉÉÊ hééàééò, xécéó ɽÉ, xé UÉä]É, MÉßc Éän É º ÉÉàÉÉÒ, xécéó àéæjé-iéæjé-ªéæjéééênbée ªÉÉ ºÉiÉxÉÉàÉÉÒ, VÉÉä ºÉ É xééàééå BÉEÉ +ÉcÆBÉEÉ vééäiéé cè, < É ÉÒ véàéç ºÉÉä ÉÊ É É-vÉàÉÇ céäiéé cè * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the discussion on Railway Budget; and Demands for Grants on Accounts (Railways) on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Krishna Raj recited the following poem on the occasion of International Women s day: àéöãéééêvéàé càébéeéä àéié BÉEÉÊcA, É½É +É{ÉEºÉÉäºÉ céäiéé cè, {ÉãÉ] näiéä cé àééèvéå càé, càéxéä +ÉÉÆÉÊvɪÉÉå àéå ÉÉÒ ÉÊSÉ ÉMÉ VÉãÉɪÉä cé * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

POEMS While participating in impromptu discussion on International Women s Day on 8.3.2016, Shrimati Jayshreeben Patel recited the following poem in support of women: ÉÊnxÉ BÉEÉÒ Éä ÉxÉÉÒ J ÉÉ ÉÉå BÉEÉä ÉxÉÉxÉä àéå MÉÖVÉ MÉ<Ç, ÉiÉ BÉEÉÒ xééón ÉSSÉÉå BÉEÉä ºÉÖãÉÉxÉä àéå MÉÖWÉ MÉ<Ç, ÉÊVÉºÉ PÉ àéå àéä ä xééàé BÉEÉÒ iéjiééò ÉÉÒ xécéó, ºÉÉ ÉÒ = É =ºÉ PÉ BÉEÉä ºÉVÉÉxÉä àéå MÉÖWÉ MÉ<Ç * Þ While concluding her speech, she advised women with the following poem: JÉ½É ÉÊcàÉÉãÉªÉ ÉiÉÉ cé cè b Éä xé +ÉÉÆvÉÉÒ {ÉÉxÉÉÒ àéå Jɽä céä iéöàé +É{ÉxÉä {ÉlÉ {É, +ÉÉÆvÉÉÒ +ÉÉè iéú{éeéxééå àéå * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

AMMA IS AMMA While replying to Shri K. Parasuraman s supplementary to Starred Question No. 162 on rehabilitation of slum dwellers on 9.3.2016, Shri Venkaiah Naidu, Hon. Minister of Urban Development; Housing and Urban Poverty Alleviation and Parliamentary Affairs said: Madam Speaker, under Housing For All, priority is for in situ development of the slums BÉÖEU àééxéxééòªé ºÉnºªÉ& +ÉààÉÉ xécéó ÉÉäãÉÉ *... gééò AàÉ. ÉéBÉE說ÉÉ xééªébú& +ÉààÉÉ ÉÉäãÉxÉÉ BÉEÉä<Ç MÉãÉiÉ xécéó cè * +ÉààÉÉ +ÉààÉÉ cè * ºÉ ÉBÉEä ÉÊãÉA +ÉààÉÉ cè * +ÉÉ{ÉBÉEÉÒ ÉÉÒ +ÉààÉÉ cè * càéé ÉÒ ÉÉÒ +ÉààÉÉ cè * +ÉààÉÉ iééä +ÉààÉÉ cè*.. Some people call, Mummy but we call, Amma. Mummy comes from here; amma comes from here.. I am talking of my amma; you are talking of your amma. On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the House.

Shri Nandkumar Singh Chauhan while concluding his speech on the General Budget and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 10.3.2016 recited the following poem: Þ SÉàÉxÉ BÉEÉä ºÉÉÓSÉxÉä àéå {ÉÉÊkɪÉÉÆ BÉÖEU Zɽ MÉ<Ç céåmééò, ªÉcÉÒ <ãvééàé àéözé {É ãémé cé cè Éä É{ÉEÉ<Ç BÉEÉ * àémé BÉEÉÊãɪÉÉå BÉEÉä ÉÊVɺÉxÉä Één béãéé +É{ÉxÉä {Éè Éå ºÉä, ÉcÉÒ né ÉÉ BÉE cä cé <ºÉ SÉàÉxÉ BÉEÉÒ cxéöàéé<ç BÉEÉ ** Þ There was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

Shrimati Kavitha Kalvakuntla while concluding her speech on the General Budget General Discussion; and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 10.3.2016 recited the following poem: ÉÉä ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ léé ÉÉnÉ, +É É iébée cö+éé xécéó cè +ÉÉvÉÉ * ºÉÉÆZÉ céä MÉ<Ç +É É iééä VÉÉMÉ, VÉxÉiÉÉ {ÉÚU céó cè BÉEcÉÄ cä céä ÉÉMÉ * ºÉàÉªÉ cè +É ÉÉÒ ÉÉÒ ºÉÆ ÉãÉ ºÉBÉEiÉä céä, ÉÊ É ÉºÉxÉÉÒªÉ c ºÉBÉEiÉä céä, xécéó ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ VÉÉä +É É ÉÉÒ BÉEÉàÉ ÉÊ{ÉE xé céäméé àééèbéeé, BÉE xéä BÉEÉä ÉàÉ- ÉàÉ * Þ There was thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches.

While concluding his speech on the General discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 10.3.2016, Shri Adhir Ranjan Chowdhury recited the following poem: nú < ÉÉ Éå àéå ÉÉiÉ xécéó ÉxÉiÉÉÒ cè, ÉÉÆiÉ céäxéä ºÉä É ºÉÉiÉ xécéó céäiééò cè, ÉËVÉnMÉÉÒ J ÉÉ É xécéó ÉÉÎãBÉE cbéeéòbéeié cè, +ÉÉÆJÉ ÉÆn BÉE xéä ºÉä ÉiÉ xécéó céäiééò cè * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the opposition Benches.

While participating in the General discussion on General Budget; and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 10.3.2016, Shri Bhagat Singh Kausheyari recited Pandit Din Dayal Upadhayaya s following poem: ÉÚãÉ MÉA ÉMÉ- ÆMÉ, ÉÚãÉ MÉA UBÉE½ÉÒ, iééòxé SÉÉÒVÉå ªÉÉn xécéó, xéúxé, iéäãé +ÉÉè ãébée½éò * ÞÞ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

COUPLETS While participating in the General discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 10.3.2016, Dr. Shashi Tharoor while criticizing the increase in Union Excise Duties, he recited the following couplet and said that perhaps poet Ghalib would have written like this: cvéé Éå J ÉÉÉÊc Éä AäºÉÉÒ ÉÊBÉE c J ÉÉÉÊc É {É nàé ÉÊxÉBÉEãÉä, càé SÉãÉä léä ºÉºiÉÉ {Éè]ÅÉäãÉ ãéäxéä, ãééè]ä ]èbédºé BÉEÉ ÉÉäZÉ ÉÊãÉA * Þ Further, while criticizing the half per cent cess levied by the Hon. Finance Minister, Shri Arun Jaitley as Swach Bharat Cess and also further half per cent cess levied by him as Krishi Kalyan Cess, Dr. Tharoor went on to criticize and said: Þ +ÉãÉÉÊ ÉnÉ BÉEciÉä cöa VÉ É àééxéä <ºÉ ÉJºÉ ºÉä {ÉÚUÉ BÉEÉä< ÉÊxÉ ÉÉxÉÉÒ iééä céä, Éc àéöºbéöe ÉiÉä cöa ÉÉäãÉä, 15 ÉÉÊiÉ ÉiÉ ºÉÉÌ ÉºÉ ]èbédºé ãéä ãééä * Þ Then raising a point regarding roll out of Direct Taxes Code and enquiring from the Government the proposed time table for such a roll out, Dr. Tharoor went on to recite the following couplet: Þ ÉÊBÉEiÉxÉÉ JÉÉè{ÉE céäiéé cè, ÉVÉ] BÉEä =ºÉ ÉÊ É{ÉEBÉEäºÉ àéå, {ÉÚU =xé {ÉÉË néå ºÉä VÉÉä ]èbédºé ÉÊ {ÉEÉìàÉÇ BÉEÉÒ +ÉÉ ÉÉ {É =½iÉä ÉÊ{ÉE iéä léä * Þ

He went on to say that in spite of being a Keralite, he wants to interpret Hindi phrase in the following form: Þ PÉ BÉEÉÒ àéömééô néãé É É É, ãéäéêbéexé +ÉÉVÉ BÉEãÉ <ºÉ ºÉ BÉEÉ BÉEÉÒ ÉVÉc ºÉä àécæméé<ç <iéxééò Éfà MÉ<Ç cè ÉÊBÉE PÉ BÉEÉÒ néãé ÉÉÒ àéömééô É É É céä MÉ<Ç cè * Þ While criticizing the increase in electricity bill that has doubled, Dr. Tharoor went on to recite the following couplet by criticizing the Government: Þ àéié {ÉÚU BÉEÉÒ BÉDªÉÉ céãé cè àéä É <ºÉ ºÉÉãÉ BÉEä ÉVÉ] BÉEä ÉÉn, +ÉÉVÉBÉEãÉ {ÉEÉäxÉ BÉEÉÒ ]ÉìSÉÇ ºÉä PÉ Éä ÉxÉ ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ BÉE iéä cé * Þ While appreciating the achievements of UPA and their actions, Dr. Tharoor went on to recite the following couplet: Þ xévé BÉEÉä ÉnãÉÉä iééä xéwéé ä ÉnãÉ VÉÉiÉä cé, ºÉÉäSÉ BÉEÉä ÉnãÉÉä iééä ÉʺÉiÉÉ ä ÉnãÉ VÉÉiÉä cé, BÉEÉÎ iéªééä ÉnãÉxÉä BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié xécéó, ÉÊn ÉÉ BÉEÉä ÉnãÉÉä iééä ÉÊBÉExÉÉ ä JÉÖn ÉnãÉ VÉÉiÉä cé * Þ Before concluding his speech, he went on to recite another couplet of poet Ghalib: Þ ÉÖZÉ VÉÉiÉä cé ÉÊnªÉä BÉE ÉÉÒ iéäãé BÉEÉÒ BÉEàÉÉÒ ºÉä ÉÉÒ * c ÉÉ BÉEºÉÚ c ÉÉ BÉEä ZÉÉäBÉEÉå BÉEÉ xécéó céäiéé * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

COUPLETS & POEMS While participating in the General discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 10.3.2016, Shri Nandkumar Singh Chauhan recited the following couplet: Þ MÉÖZÉä näjéxéä ºÉä {ÉcãÉä ºÉÉ{ÉE BÉE +É{ÉxÉÉÒ +ÉÉÆJÉÉå BÉEÉÒ {ÉÖiÉÉÊãɪÉÉÆ NÉÉÉÊãÉ É BÉEcÉÓ fbée xé nä +ÉSUÉ<ªÉÉå BÉEÉä ÉÉÒ xéwé Éå BÉEÉÒ ªÉä MÉÆnMÉÉÒ iéä ÉÒ * Þ He went on to appreciate the efforts of Hon. Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi and said that the whole world is under Shri Modi s wave and recited the following poem: <ºÉ ié c ÉÖxÉåMÉä càé nä É BÉEä ÉÊ ÉBÉEÉºÉ BÉEä vééméä ÉÊBÉE +ÉSUÉå-+ÉSUÉå BÉEÉä ZÉÖ BÉExÉÉ {ɽäMÉÉ ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ BÉEä +ÉÉMÉä * Þ Further he went on to recite another couplet by appreciating the efforts made by Hon. Shri Narendra Modi: àéé iééä +ÉBÉEäãÉÉ céò SÉãÉÉ léé VÉÉÉÊxÉ É-A-àÉÆÉÊVÉãÉ àémé ãééämé ºÉÉlÉ +ÉÉiÉä MÉA +ÉÉè BÉEÉ ÉÉÆ ÉxÉiÉÉ MɪÉÉ * Þ

Shri Chauhan went on to say that this is just a beginning; this is just a trailer; you must see the whole film and recited the following poem: ÉËVÉnMÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ +ɺÉãÉÉÒ =½ÉxÉ ÉÉBÉEÉÒ cè, ÉÊVÉxnMÉÉÒ BÉEä BÉE<Ç <ÉÎàiÉcÉxÉ ÉÉBÉEÉÒ cè, +É ÉÉÒ iééä xéé{ééò cè àéö]â~éò É VÉàÉÉÒxÉ càéxéä, +É ÉÉÒ iééä ºÉÉ É +ÉɺÉàÉÉxÉ ÉÉBÉEÉÒ cè * Þ Before concluding, Shri Chauhan while appreciating the efforts of his Government went on to recite the following poem: SÉàÉxÉ BÉEÉä ºÉÉÓSÉxÉä àéå {ÉÉÊkɪÉÉÆ BÉÖEU Zɽ MÉ<Ç céåmééò, ªÉcÉÒ <ãvééàé àéözé {É ãémé cé cè Éä É{ÉEÉ<Ç BÉEÉ * àémé BÉEÉÊãɪÉÉå BÉEÉä ÉÊVɺÉxÉä Één béãéé +É{ÉxÉä {Éè Éå ºÉä, ÉcÉÓ né ÉÉ BÉE cä cé <ºÉ SÉàÉxÉ BÉEÉÒ cxéöàéé<ç BÉEÉ * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

Shrimati Santosh Ahlawat while concluding her speech on the General Budget General Discussion; and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 14.3.2016 recited the following poem: ÞBÉE ÉÉÒ-BÉE ÉÉÒ néòªéé iéäãé BÉEä +É ÉÉ É àéå ÉÉÒ ÉÖZÉ VÉÉiÉÉ cè * càéä ÉÉ néä É c ÉÉ+ÉÉäÆ BÉEÉ xécéó céäiéé * Þ There was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

Dr. Bhola Singh while concluding his speech on the General Budget General Discussion; and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 14.3.2016 recited the following poem: ÞBÉÖEU iééä àévé ÉÚÉÊ ªÉÉå céó céåmééò, +ÉÉnàÉÉÒ ªÉÚÄ céò Éä É}ÉEÉ xécéó céäiéé, iéözéä É}ÉEÉ ªÉÉn xécéó, àéözéä VÉ}ÉEÉ ªÉÉn xécéó, ÉÊVÉxnMÉÉÒ +ÉÉè àééèié ªÉcÉÒ néä ié ÉxÉä cé, ABÉE iéözéä ªÉÉn xécéó, ABÉE àéözéä ªÉÉn xécéó * Þ There was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the discussion on General Budget General Discussion; and Demands for Grants on Account (General) on 14.3.2016, Dr. Bhola Singh recited the following poem: +É BÉEÉå àéå VÉÉä {ÉɪÉÉ cä, MÉÉÒiÉÉå àéå Éc ÉÊnªÉÉ cè +É BÉEÉå àéå VÉÉä {ÉɪÉÉ cè, MÉÉÒiÉÉå àéå Éc ÉÊnªÉÉ cè ÉÊ{ÉE ÉÉÒ ºÉÖxÉÉ cè, nöéêxéªéé BÉEÉä àéözéºéä BÉÖEU ÉÊMÉãÉÉ cè * VÉÉä iéé ºÉä ÉÊxÉBÉEãÉÉÒ cè véöxé, ºÉ ÉxÉä ºÉÖxÉÉÒ cè {É VÉÉä ºÉÉWÉ {É MÉÖVÉ ÉÒ cè, Éc ÉÊBÉEºÉ ÉÊnãÉ BÉEÉä {ÉiÉÉ cè * càé +ÉÉè Éå BÉEä ÉÊãÉA cé {ÉÚEãÉ, ãééa cé JÉÖ É ÉÚ {É +É{ÉxÉä BÉEÉä ÉʺÉ{ÉEÇ ABÉE némé ÉÊàÉãÉÉ cè *...Þ Þ... xé VÉÉxÉä SÉàÉSÉàÉ SÉÉäÉÊãɪÉÉå +ÉÉè MÉäºÉÖ+ÉÉäÆ {É ÉÊBÉEiÉxÉä ]xé BÉEÉMÉVÉ JÉSÉÇ cöa cé, ÉÊBÉEiÉxÉä ]xé Éä ÉxÉÉ< JÉSÉÇ cö<ç cè {É ÉÊVÉxÉBÉEÉÒ +ÉlÉÉÔ +ÉÆvÉä ä àéå =~ÉÒ, ÉÊVÉxcå BÉEÉä<Ç BÉEÆvÉÉ näxéä ÉÉãÉÉ xécéó léé +ÉÉVÉ àéé =xébéeé céä MɪÉÉ cúæ * xémé -xémé ÉnxÉÉàÉ céä MÉA àéä ä +ÉÉƺÉÚ, +ÉÉVÉ àéé =xébéeé céä MɪÉÉ ÉÊVÉxÉBÉEÉ BÉEÉä<Ç {Éc äné xé léé * Þ After hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

A COUPLET While laying his speech on the Table of the House during General discussion on the General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Prof. Chintamani Malviya quoted the following couplet: càé +ÉÉcå ÉÉÒ É iéä cé iééä céä VÉÉiÉä cé ÉnxÉÉàÉ ÉÉä BÉEiãÉ ÉÉÒ BÉE iéä cé iééä SÉSÉÉÇ xécéó céäiééò * Þ

POEMS While Laying his speech on the Table of the House during General discussion on the General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Shri Ashwini Kumar Choubey quoted the following poem: àéä É ªÉcÉÒ +ÉÆnÉVÉ VÉàÉÉxÉä BÉEÉä JÉãÉiÉÉ cè ÉÊBÉE àéä É ÉÊSÉ ÉMÉ c ÉÉ BÉEä ÉÊJÉãÉÉ{ÉE BÉDªÉÉå VÉãÉiÉÉ cè * Þ Further, before concluding his speech, he quoted the following poem: nä É BÉEÉä +ÉÉVÉÉnÉÒ BÉEä xéªéä +É{ÉEºÉÉxÉÉå BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié cè, MÉÉÆvÉÉÒ, ºÉÖ ÉÉ É, ÉMÉiÉ, +ÉÉVÉÉn, àéæméãé {ÉÉhbäªÉ, JÉÖnÉÒ ÉàÉ ÉÉäºÉ VÉèºÉä néò ÉÉxÉÉå BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié cè, ÉÉ ié BÉEÉä ÉÊ{ÉE nä É ÉBÉDiÉ {É ÉÉxÉÉå BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié cè * Þ

BEHAVE LIKE RAJESH! During the discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General), this is what transpired between Shri Rajesh Ranjan and Hon. Speaker on 14.3.2016. gééò ÉVÉä É ÆVÉxÉ (àévéä{éö É) : àéèbàé, àéè ÉÊ BÉD Éäº] BÉE iéé cúä, <ºÉä ãéä BÉE ÉÉ néòéêvéa * àééxéxééòªé +ÉvªÉFÉ& {ãééòvé ÉÉÆiÉ cå * àééxéä +ÉÉ{ÉBÉEÉä {É{{ÉÚ xééàé ºÉä iééä xécéó {ÉÖBÉEÉ É * <ºÉÉÊãÉA +ÉÉ{É ÉVÉä É VÉèºÉÉ BªÉ ÉcÉ BÉE å * Þ House. On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the

While participating in the Discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Shri Ganesh Singh went on to appreciate Hon. Prime Minister, Shri Narendra Modi and supported his visionary Budget and recited the following poem: VÉÉBÉEä {ÉÉÆ É xé {ÉE]ä ÉÊ É ÉÉ<Ç, Éc BÉDªÉÉ VÉÉxÉä {ÉÉÒ {É É<Ç * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Shri Ninong Ering recited the following poem: ÉÊ iéä Éä xécéó, ÉÊVɺÉàÉå ÉäVÉ ÉÉiÉ céäiééò cè, ÉÊ iéä Éä ÉÉÒ xécéó, ÉÊVɺÉàÉå ÉäVÉ ºÉÉlÉ céä, ÉÊ iéä iééä Éä céäiéä cé, ÉÊVɺÉàÉå ÉÊBÉEiÉxÉÉÒ ÉÉÒ núéê ªÉÉÆ céä, ãéäéêbéexé càéé ä ÉÊnãÉ àéå =xébéeéò ªÉÉn +ÉɪÉä * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.

While participating in the Discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Shri Raghav Lakhanpal criticized the people who had been spoiling the Budget since last more than 60 years and recited the following poem: nö&jé näbée ºÉ ÉÉãÉ BÉE iéä céä iéöàé ÉÉÒ NÉÉÉÊãÉ É BÉEàÉÉãÉ BÉE iéä céä näjébée {ÉÚU ÉÊãɪÉÉ céãé àéä É SÉãÉÉä BÉÖEU iééä JªÉÉãÉ BÉE iéä céä Éc -A ÉÊnãÉ àéå =nééêºéªééæ BÉEèºÉÉÒ ªÉä ÉÉÒ àéözéºéä ºÉ ÉÉãÉ BÉE iéä céä +É É ÉÊBÉEºÉ-ÉÊBÉEºÉBÉEÉÒ ÉÊàɺÉÉãÉ núæ àéé iéöàébéeéä c ÉʺÉiÉàÉ ÉäÉÊàɺÉÉãÉ BÉE iéä céä * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Treasury Benches.

While participating in the Discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Kunwar Bharatendra Singh dedicated the following poem to the Opposition Benches: Þ àééxéé ÉÊBÉE àééäc ÉiÉ BÉEÉä ÉÊU{ÉÉxÉÉ cè àééäc ÉiÉ, SÉÖ{ÉBÉEä ºÉä ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ ÉäVÉ VÉiÉÉxÉä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA +ÉÉ * ÆVÉÉÒ É céò ºÉcÉÒ, ÉÊnãÉ céò nöjééxéä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA +ÉÉ * +ÉÉ ÉÊ{ÉE ºÉä àéözéä UÉä½ BÉEä ÉÊãÉA VÉÉxÉä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA +ÉÉ * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Treasury Benches.

POEMS While participating in the discussion on General Budget; Demands for Grants on Account (General); and Demands for Supplementary Grants (General) on 14.3.2016, Shrimati Priyanka Singh Rawat while beginning her speech recited the following poem: ºÉiªÉ BÉEÉä BÉEcxÉä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ É{ÉlÉ BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié xécéó céäiééò, xééênªééå BÉEÉä ÉcxÉä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ {ÉlÉ BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié xécéó céäiééò, VÉÉä ÉfÃiÉä cé VÉàÉÉxÉä àéå +É{ÉxÉä àévé ÉÚiÉ < ÉnÉå {É, =xcå +É{ÉxÉÉÒ àéæéêvéãé {ÉÉxÉä BÉEä ÉÊãÉA ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ lé BÉEÉÒ VÉ ô ié xécéó céäiééò* Þ Further, while concluding her speech, she dedicated the following few lines to the Hon. Members of the Opposition: àéié ºÉÉäSÉ ÉÊBÉE iéä É ºÉ{ÉxÉÉ {ÉÚ É BÉDªÉÉå xécéó céäiéé, ÉÊcààÉiÉ BÉE xéä ÉÉãÉÉå BÉEÉ < ÉnÉ BÉE ÉÉÒ +ÉvÉÚ É xécéó céäiéé * ÉÊVÉºÉ <ƺÉÉxÉ BÉEä +ÉSUä céäiéä cé BÉE àé, =xébéeä VÉÉÒ ÉxÉ àéå BÉE ÉÉÒ +ÉÆvÉä É xécéó céäiéé * Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Treasury Benches.